April Fool’s Jokes Played Around the NHL
It’s April 1st and that means pranks will be played across the land – and the NHL is no exception. In fact, several funny pranks have already been played. Here are some of… Continue reading
It’s April 1st and that means pranks will be played across the land – and the NHL is no exception. In fact, several funny pranks have already been played. Here are some of… Continue reading
In a surprise leading up to the NHL trading deadline, the Pittsburgh Penguins have acquired rugged future Hall of Famer Jerome Iginla from the Calgary Flames. “I got Iginla because screw everybody, I’m… Continue reading
It’s been a rough season for the Buffalo Sabres, who have been near the bottom of the standings all year and are in serious danger of finishing last place overall for the first… Continue reading
Not only has the Chicago Blackhawks’ streak been so good that even ESPN is talking about hockey, but the team’s fans have also been unable to get rid of long-lasting erections. “I’ve been… Continue reading
After a horrid start to the season, the Buffalo Sabres have been looked at as a team that will make changes, either through a trade or a new coach. But Sabres General Manager… Continue reading
After months of waiting, hockey finally came back. It was a day millions of hockey fans were waiting eagerly for – a beginning to hockey and an end to getting screwed by billionaire… Continue reading
Canada’s top iconoclast and CBC commentator, Don Cherry, has begun to live-tweet his personal thoughts about how much he hates Russians. With the use of a special device hooked up to Cherry’s brain… Continue reading
Women all over Canada have expressed concern that the quality of their sex lives may decrease due to the NHL lockout coming to an end. “Hockey season is usually a hard time for… Continue reading
Not every NHL player is getting ready for the lockout-shortened season to start. In fact, some players are just now finding out. “What? Already?” said Chicago Blackhawks star forward Patrick Kane when informed… Continue reading
Vince Pool, a 33-year-old carpenter from Manchester Township, N.J., said he was so disgusted by the greed and selfishness demonstrated by the millionaire players and billionaire owners during the lockout, that he would… Continue reading