Canes Load Up with Semin, Hope to Help Staal Brothers

Controversial winger Alexander Semin agreed to a one year, $7 million contract with the Carolina Hurricanes, proving few players want to come to Russia. “It’s good for both sides,” Hurricanes GM Jim Rutherford… Continue reading

BREAKING: Gary Bettman Forced Nashville to Match Shea Weber Offer Sheet

NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is not known as a tough guy, but when Nashville Predators star defenseman Shea Weber was on the verge of leaving the financially-struggling franchise for the Philadelphia Flyers in… Continue reading

Columbus Blue Jackets GM Has No Idea Who He Traded Rick Nash For

When news broke of the stunning trade that sent superstar Rick Nash to the New York Rangers, Columbus Blue Jackets general manager Scott Howson was among the most surprised, despite officially agreeing to… Continue reading

Rick Nash Happy to Finally Play for an NHL Team

NHL superstar Rick Nash was relieved when he got news of his trade from the Columbus Blue Jackets to the New York Rangers. “Finally – I get to play for an actual NHL… Continue reading

Don Cherry Demands to See Pavel Datsyuk’s Birth Certificate; Questions Russian-ness of Red Wings Star

Legendary hockey commentator Don Cherry has publicly demanded that Red Wings star Pavel Datsyuk reveal his birth certificate, insisting that the future hall of famer cannot be really Russian. “(Datsyuk) plays way too… Continue reading

Coyotes’ Doan Fears Buffalo ‘Stalker-Blogger’

It was as if things couldn’t get worse. Phoenix Coyotes’ star winger and highly sought-after UFA Shane Doan had just checked his email when he gasped for breath. “Another one,” he said. “Jesus… Continue reading