Monthly Archive: January, 2013

NHL Likes Screwing Fans So Much, They Tricked Fans into Paying $50 for GameCenter Live, But Blocked Out Games

After months of waiting, hockey finally came back. It was a day millions of hockey fans were waiting eagerly for – a beginning to hockey and an end to getting screwed by billionaire… Continue reading

Don Cherry live-tweets himself hating Russians

Canada’s top iconoclast and CBC commentator, Don Cherry, has begun to live-tweet his personal thoughts about how much he hates Russians. With the use of a special device hooked up to Cherry’s brain… Continue reading

Canadian Wives Say Their Sex Lives Will Worsen Now That Lockout Is Over

Women all over Canada have expressed concern that the quality of their sex lives may decrease due to the NHL lockout coming to an end. “Hockey season is usually a hard time for… Continue reading

Patrick Kane Not Ready For Lockout to Be Over Because He Hasn’t Finished His Beer

Not every NHL player is getting ready for the lockout-shortened season to start. In fact, some players are just now finding out. “What? Already?” said Chicago Blackhawks star forward Patrick Kane when informed… Continue reading

Hockey Fan Who Said He Wouldn’t Watch NHL Anymore Because of Lockout Buys Season Tickets

Vince Pool, a 33-year-old carpenter from Manchester Township, N.J., said he was so disgusted by the greed and selfishness demonstrated by the millionaire players and billionaire owners during the lockout, that he would… Continue reading

NHL Lockout Ends: New Agreement Same As Agreement From Months Ago

              The NHL and NHLPA have come to an agreement, according to NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, who said the signed and sealed agreement is the same one… Continue reading