Monthly Archive: September, 2012

Despite Replacement Referees, NHL Fans are Envious of NFL Fans Because At Least the NFL Has Games

During Monday Night Football broadcasts on Monday night, millions of Americans complained relentlessly via Twitter, Facebook, and bar stools about the NFL’s replacement referees who are refereeing in place of actual NFL referees.… Continue reading

Flyers’ Scott Hartnell Accidentally Joins Ku Klux Klan

The Philadelphia Flyers’ left winger Scott Hartnell accidentally joined the Ku Klux Klan on Sunday night, due to the player’s confusion over what the letters “KKK” meant, witnesses say. “He thought it stood… Continue reading

Barack Obama to Prevent NHL Lockout in Attempt to Attract White Voters

President Barack Obama is in full campaign mode as he announced a plan that analysts believe will guarantee him a re-election victory this November:winning the majority of white voters by preventing an NHL… Continue reading